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Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

1) Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

2) If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

3) My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

4) I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

5) Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

6) Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

7) Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

8) Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

9) I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

10) Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

11) If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

12) You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

13) Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

14) Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?

Reveals how mundane marcom lecture is.